Have you ever....

Well. Another sleepless night at the home front but its cool. I know Mama wants to hit an Old Navy sale soon so if she's up to it, we'll go.

Also today is the Saints/Cowboys game. We have to go 14-0. I know to some that's great but to us NOLA fans, this is some scary shit. For forty something years, fans have suffered many disappointing seasons. In 2006, we were so close to the Superbowl (Damn Chicago Bears) but alas, it didn't work. For the first time since Hurricane Katrina, the people of NOLA (that's New Orleans, La. to those who may not understand what NOLA means) have something to think about instead of raising homes and fixing up shit that contractors didn't finish. There was talk that we have a racial gap in this city but it seems that the Saints have healed the wounds of the cuts of separation. No one knew that this year would do so much.

However, the big wig media heads will not give us our credit. Why you may ask? Because no one wants to believe that a "small" city like NOLA can have something so big in a place that's not considered a big major city. There's always sayings that the Saints are "lucky" or haven't played anyone too sound but lets look at the facts shall we:

First, yes we played the Lions and it was a hot mess on their end. 1-0
Then, there was Philly and yes, McNabb was hurt but the the replacement QB did a smashing job. 2-0
Third were the Bills and the talkative T.O. (yet he is sexy). We did well and in a colder condition. 3-0
Then, the world famous Jets. The home of Broadway Joe and the new sensation Jeff "dirty" Sanchez. Another New York defeat. 4-0

And on the fifth week, the Lord and the Saints rested. Waiting for the chance to continue their domination.

Here came the Giants and the one part of the Manning dynasty Eli. Another great game that made people say "Look at New Orleans" 5-0
Then, we went fishing in Miami. Now don't get me wrong, we were getting our asses kicked but once again, we prevailed with faith and a good defense. 6-0

Now there's talk in the media that the Saints maybe someone to look at. However, while we are on our streak, The Indy Colts with another part of the Manning herd, Peyton were going on a streak of their own. So once again, we are on the back burner.

Then some Dirty Birds from Georgia came in thinking they were going to knock us off on a Monday night making us look bad on our jobs. They were plucked. 7-0
Some Kittens from Carolina purred their way in and barely escaped with their nine lives. 8-0
Went to the Lou and the Midwest Swing. 9-0
Back to Florida where we met the Bucs. Home of the creamsicle unis and the winking pirate. Well the sicles melted and the pirate opened his eye. 10-0

Then he came. The Holy one of the NFL. Tom Brady. The model baby-maker and Stetson spokesperson. He and his Patsies came in and went back to Boston confused. "The Saints did what?" 11-0
Then off to our Nation's capital to face the Redskins. We had more problems than the Dems trying to pass health care. However, the faith and the unknown Who Dat watched as we kicked into history. 12-0

Now the talking heads are saying that we can't hold our own. We're going to fall apart and Minnesota has a better chance....yet we won our division. Keep talking haters.

Then those Dirty Birds came back. Damn peckers almost got us...but lucky 13 smiled our way.

Now they're saying that were falling apart more yet we have one of the best offensives period. Keep on believing that we're going to crack the levees and you might drown in denial.

So here come the Cowboys and the golden boy Tony Romo. The one who broke Jessica's heart and her scale. Once again, the talking heads are talking defeat....

Have you ever wondered if dreams come true? We'll know by January 3rd....

WHO DAT!

Lovely :)